Junk

[sebbie]

In the US at least, the term "junk" to refer to private parts got new life when a guy was about to get a pat down at airport security. He admonished the TSA "Don'r mess with my junk!" or he would sue them.

After that incident took place, the term became much more commonly used.

Better than terms like "unmentionables".

Sebbie

[Byron]

An old English one is "wedding tackle" - but it seems hardly appropriate in the modern age when so many partnerships are without the sanctity of marriage .

That leaves us with package, lunch-box, nuts, goolies, bollocks, privates, meat and two veg. - so perhaps junk is not so bad after all.