Junk
 

In several posts, the persons penis, and/or balls were referred to as his/their junk. I have to say, I hate that term, and I am sure some female coined the term.
Why are we referring to, something we hold dear to our hearts, as junk. I happen to like what I have, its all I got, but it has and continues to give me pleaseure.
One dictionary states: Old or discarded articles that are considered useless or of little value.

Mine ain't junk!!!

Lets stop using the term.

the crown jewels
 

:p Couldn't agree more - it's a Chinese boat as far as I'm concerned.
No.2 here defines it (but amusing that a dictionary doesn't spell testicles properly !)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=junk

Cussing is weird, too, using all these names for popular body parts, beloved body parts, or treasured actions, to cuss people out. Aren't you really telling somebody to have a wonderful time if you tell them to get f...ed?

In the US at least, the term "junk" to refer to private parts got new life when a guy was about to get a pat down at airport security. He admonished the TSA "Don'r mess with my junk!" or he would sue them.

After that incident took place, the term became much more commonly used.

Better than terms like "unmentionables".

Sebbie

usage
 

An old English one is "wedding tackle" - but it seems hardly appropriate in the modern age when so many partnerships are without the sanctity of marriage .

That leaves us with package, lunch-box, nuts, goolies, bollocks, privates, meat and two veg. - so perhaps junk is not so bad after all.