Hurricane Harbor Speedos?

[Byron]

Looks fine - just wear it* to be different and if there are any comments tell them it's their fault as the construction of the slides makes it necessary for you not to risk your finer fabrics in the park.
You never know - their small print may have omitted a warning to users and they may therefore be liable for damages in a failure of their civic duty (I jest but no grounds for litigation surprise me these days).

*Turbo is always worth seeing but they do have a bull motif on some suits and at a distance I mistake that for the Rio dog.