Slate Article: Why Are Guys Afraid to Wear Speedos?

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When I lived in High Wycombe I discovered a community of Indians whose men wore trousers (pants) with loincloth flaps over the front and back, providing greater modesty for the private parts. This attempt of modesty actually drew attention to what it was attempting to hide.
Those that swim in huge baggy shorts in an attempt to modestly hide their junk, actually draw attention to it through false modesty.
Go swimming in Speedos and after a few minutes you will forget what you are wearing as you concentrate on gliding smoothly through the water. Those watching may assess your figure and costume, then concentrate on your swimming style.