What's up with these suits I bought on ebay

[Torchwatch]

With the leg hole elastics holding the suit close to you and the crotch fabric hanging half way down to your knees there is no way you will get to like that suit however many times you try it on.
You see swim club kids in really worn out Speedos looking like that as they climb the steps out of the pool, water dripping everywhere and you guess that their mums really can't be bothered to buy them new kit.

[Byron]

One of many inaccuracies Louis.
Skippy is supposed to have two suits each 34".

Endurance sizing tag says GB34 but its store tag says GB30
The first one says Australia 14 and you say that should be 18
Under Australia 14 it says waist 80 - which contradicts France 85 above it
(metric is universal so one or the other is wrong)

Endurance store tag says GB30 and I would not disagree with France75
as the interpretation - this time we see nothing at all for Australia however.

In other words a complete Chinese dog's breakfast at the factory sewing machine I suspect !

[skippy]

I looked to see if the seller did the melt together with plastic tie that holds the store tag to the suit just to pass off as a new with tags.But it is professionally attached.Don't know if stores have a tool or machine that does that though.The suit would have to be around a 34" or 36" definitely not a 30" waist.The outside store tag is obviously wrong.