Paper Speedo

[Swimmboy]

I own a handful of 'paper suits' from the early-mid 1990s, and mine in fact do make a 'crinkle' sound when you wad them up or squeeze the fabric. These suits were all the rage then, and as competitive male swimmers downsized them for speed and less drag, they were scandalously skimpy and revealing. Oh, how I miss those days...