The Annual Physical

[Byron]

Interesting personal history Sebbie but as you have issues with BPE and that seems to be about teeth, would you explain the rectum connection?

[sebbie]

here you go

http://www.healthxchange.com.sg/heal...largement.aspx

[PSDave]

I'm sorry, but I had to laugh my ass off reading your entry. There was prostate cancer in my family so the checks on me began at 40.
The first was probably the worst. I had no idea what to wear for underwear. Ever since I can remember I have skimpy bikini underwear or wore speedos as underwear (have so many I may as well put them to use) Like you I tend to have a bottomless tank of precum that tends to flow at will. I was a bit panic stricken when I went to the cancer clinic. I had finally decided on a white speedo so it could maybe pass as underwear. By the time the doctor came into the room I was in a cold sweat and was sure I had to be wet (male nurse taking my blood was really cute) Fortunately the doctor that came in was about 150 years old and all went well. (being a top i would have appreciated a little warning before he stuck his very large finger up there)
The next year wasn't as easy. I had forgotten about the appointment and was called in the AM to remind me. I had no time to get back to my house or even a store to buy underwear so I decided to bite the bullet and go with what I had on. A very very skimpy bright red string side bikini. Praying that I would get the same old coot from the year before. No luck. The same male nurse took blood and spotted red through the hospital gown. He winked and gave me a couple flirty comments. I knew that would set the pipes to leaking - especially when patted my ass as I was leaving. (not sure but think he reached inside the gown)
This years doctor was not the same old coot -- actually about as opposite as you can get. He was maybe 30-35 and tall, tan and had a glint in his dark blue eyes. Then he said that with cancer history in the family I should be checked for melanoma too --- drop the gown. OMG. I hesitated but he gave me the "nothing I haven't seen before" line so I complied. There I stood in a bright red bikini that barely kept me contained. To add to my embarrassment he called the male nurse back to take notes. He arrived with a cheshire cat grin and focused on the bikini and winked.
The body inspection was done professionally, at least it seemed that way. They managed to cover every inch of my body and when completed noted some moles they wanted to watch. By then, to complete the inspection, I was now naked. Dr talked - nurse stared. As the doctor put on the finger condom to do the finale the nurse looked at me and stated "you don't have a tan line and are really tan" thinking he was going to warn me about the sun he just said he loved the look, it was sexy.
The doctor made an evaluation but failed to remove his finger. While making small talk he started to massage my prostate until the inevitable happened. Both men found it funny and "hoped I didn't mind". The nurse said he would do clean up and the doctor left. He then explained that they usually only see old men so when they found a guy that was young, wearing a bikini and tanned all over, they couldn't resist having fun. Jokingly I said it would cost each of them dinner to cover my embarrassment.
Unfortunately, the following years have not been the same. I decided to have my own doctor do it and not the cancer clinic. He may not be as much fun, but he knows my quirky clothing habits and doesn't even comment anymore. He even hands me a tissue in case I am leaking precum when I arrive.
No man knows what a prostate exam is like until he is bent over a table with very bright lights on and a stranger clinically feeling around in your ass. Reading your encounter made me laugh, I recall some awkward moments during the annual "fickle finger" event.

PS If you have trouble tying the gown in the back, wear it backwards so you can reach the ties easier. (that was a hint from the nurse)

[Byron]

Thanks for explanation - I am better educated in medical terminology now but Wikipedia sure needs someone to write an article to explain clearly as did your link.

Btw I have been through some of what both you guys relate and my most painful experience was urine retention after an operational epidural. Never in my life have I been so pleased to see a nurse with a catheter and I am told that the pain of renal colic is worse than childbirth (I won't argue with that but never suffered the latter to compare !)

[sebbie]

Yesterday went quite smoothly especicially considering how tight that 26" TYR fit under the jeans. The erotic sensations from that suit tightly cupping my butt under my jeans, in particular, were quite noticeable all day long. Oddly enough, I was completely dry w/o any precum stains on the suit when I got home yesterday afternoon. However, I can't say the same thing for yesterday morning. After I got through writing the post here, I found that had a precum stain on the front of the suit about the size of a silver dollar. Fortunately it didn't come through to my jeans.

I seem to have something of an annual eroticism cycle. When the days get long and the weather gets hot (91 degrees F here today) I seem to get aroused too. I've been messing around with my body hair removal tool, and shaving body hair always gets me up no matter where I have been shaving at the moment. But my shaved skin seems more erotically sensitive than unshaved,and, oddly this seems to be true in places other than the groin area.

So, combine the shaved pubes, chest and tight fitting suit, with equally snug-fitting jeans and shirt and I am feeling pretty good (horny??).

What's up for today, the day before the physical? I chose another TYR, this one a somewhat loud green palm tree print. Same jeans. This one is a 30" W, so its not quite as tight as the one I wore yesterday. I will be fine today too, I think.

[sebbie]

I'm all dressed for my annual physical this afternoon...Maroon Club Swim Euro suit, 32" W, logo-free, so it could be casually mistaken for bikini brief underwear. I have these in various sizes from 28" to 32" so this is not my skimpiest one but it should be fine for the physucal.

Over that I have my new gray skinny jeans, 30" w. These fit really low and tight in the butt and groin, and I think the little Euro suit accentuates the fit and appearance of the jeans.

I've got two shirts on, a black lycra "Starter" tee, which is is something of an underarmour knockoff, with a slightly looser fitting black stretch Tee over. Looks way cool with the jeans. Finally shiny white leather Converse one star sneakers, which go well with the jeans and a little metal chain around my neck. , of course,

Were I to have worn these items together as a teenager I would have already ejaculated wildly several times. But, being 64, I not what a little more control of myelf,... at least I think I do :-)

I will let you know how the physical goes. Stay tuned.

Sebbie

[sebbie]

Didn't have to drop my pants...no DRE!

[SwimTeamSpeedo]

I'd be thrilled to skip the DRE.