jokes that could be printed on suit bums

[Byron]

It may not be familiar to many members but there was not so long ago a genuine one which raised a few eyebrows and said FCUK (it was the clothing company French Connection United Kingdom but I believe they agreed to drop it after a good run - no such thing as bad publicity as they say).

[Torchwatch]

Avoid long and rambling stories, there is not much space on the back of your swim briefs and the reader would have to get very close to see the small print.

A woman soldier who qualified for the army cycle team was proud to have ARMY printed on the back of her shorts, but someone suggested that her rear was broad enough to fit the COMBINED SERVICES.

[Byron]

"I was once a Rocker, now I'm a MoD"