What to wear?

[sebbie]

How are you feeling this morning? No, I mean how are you REALLY feeling this morning? You know, down THERE! Yup, any guy past puberty knows what I am talking about.

Some days, you get up in the morning, and your mind is distracted by everything that is going on around you. Stuff that has nothing to do with your male body parts. You know what I mean. You have had days like that. Many days where you don’t even want to think about the fact that you have organs that are touch-sensitive in your groin area. Guys have many days like that, despite how all this has been portrayed in coming-of-age movies over the years. These movies seem to have a plot built around the notion that guys are constantly horny and therefore constantly on the prowl to have sex.

But the real world is frequently not like it is portrayed in the movies on a host of different fronts, this being just one of them. In the real world, alien monsters do not suddenly appear out of nowhere, nor do guys do nothing else but think about their penises. So, the coming-of-age movies in their own way are at least as fake as the science fiction flicks that feature alien monsters.

Still, for guy, there is something really interesting going on, and a lot of it is not easily explained. Every morning, for more decades than I can count, I get up to meet the new day and what it might bring. Some days end up being very busy, and I have lots of things that need my attention. My mind immediately turns to how do I deal with all this stuff and get the issues and problems I face resolved.

Other mornings tend to be more leisurely. A guess most guys on some, perhaps many, days, wake up only to discover that they have got a bit of a hard-on going on. Often not a feeling that you are really going to need to ejaculate, and the quicker the better, but more of a, well, my penis is attempting to distract me, perhaps even draw my attention away from the other things going on that day, as if it’s saying to you “I need you to pay a little attention to me”.

I guess guys in ordinary male-female relationships sometimes wake up feeling this way too. A guy might wake up feeling this way and then somehow needs to convince his partner that there would be time for sex before work even if it ends up being a bit rushed. Memo: when it comes to sex, men deal with the limited time available but women really really do not like being rushed in this way. A lot of guys have learned this the “hard” way.

But, what if you are not into a partner relationship? The feelings you are having are not restricted only to guys in relationships but happen to guys almost universally. How can you cope in such a situation?

I have lots of different clothing items. What I choose to wear on any specific day depends on exactly how I am feeling as I arise plus what I have going on that day. If I am facing a day in which I have lots of different things I must do and problems to resolve that have nothing to do with my ‘nads, the first issue for the day is what do I wear as a brief? I recognize that the days that a lot of other things going on calls for something that is looser-fitting, but on the more leisurely days I will “enjoy” wearing something snugger. Perhaps some guys cope with this by keeping on hand both looser-fitting cotton boxers (for the busier days) as well as some snugger-fitting briefs as well. But for me this is an interesting puzzle to be resolved as each morning dawns.

Then there is the other stuff that has been discussed over and over. An undersized pair of tighty whiteys is one level, but on days when a guy is feeling particularly horny, what about moving on to something more extreme? A men’s cotton thong, for example, maybe one of those with a nasty little elastic cord that will cut between your glutes as you move around in your daily activities and keep reminding you that something is going on today in your groin area. Or maybe even a jock strap, fun to wear as underwear too but in a somewhat different way.

Or what about wearing a basic swim brief as underwear, or maybe even a tighter, skimpier one like those Asian guys wear that doesn’t quite cover all of your behind. An interesting choice, but who is going to know?

Maybe even some snug-fitting compression shorts that fit like a second skin, with a neat little strap under perhaps. Combine that with an equally snug compression tee for some interesting sensations throughout your entire body.

And what to wear over the top of all of this? Why form-fitting skinny jeans with enough Lycra® in them so that they fit almost like compression gear. Why not?

Part of what you are able to do or not do in this regard depends on what exactly you plan to do that day. For example, if you are going to the gym and needing to dress differently for gym activities you probably would not want to wear something that might attract too much attention from the other guys who are there, though every guy needs to figure this out for himself as to what the limits here might or might not be.

How far a guy take this in large measure depends on how much a guy thinks he can handle as he goes through the day. The whole idea is to choose items that keep you feeling good down there, but not so good that you end up ejaculating at a time or in a place where it will cause you embarrassment. Every guy has a personal set of limits in this regard. It’s fun to try and keep yourself on the edge for long periods of time as a means of finding out exactly where your limits are, and these are useful skills to have already developed when entering a partner relationship. You want this all to work well but not so well that things happen that in some way embarrasses you. But guys have dealt with variations on these same issues perhaps since the dawn of humanity.

For now, I wish all my readers the best in running their own personal experiments in an effort to determine exactly works and doesn’t work in each situation.

To be continued…

[sebbie]

Driving your college roommate bonkers: Introductory remarks

“It’s tight in here!” “It’s tight in here!” I recall calling that out over and over. My parents obviously thought I was acting weird. But what was going on with me was so profound I remember parts of the incident to this day, many, many years later.

I couldn’t have been very old on the evening this happened. I’m thinking that I might has been as young as four years old, even younger. What was causing me to do this was that I had discovered for the first time a guy clad only in a snug-fitting suit top to bottom. This was long before compression gear had been invented. My recollection was the guy was wearing a rubberized suit of some sort that clung so tightly it was like a second skin—maybe think running tight meets wet suit. All of this had to have been something of a mystery to me. It some level I was extremely interested in the situation the guy was in and the clothing he was wearing, but at this age puberty was in the distant future. Still, I knew there was something about seeing that guy in that black skin tight suit that somehow made me feel really good deep inside even if I did not fully understand what was going on with me, and that he was in a place that I desperately wanted to be as well. Of course, a broader awakening would come later.

An intense fondness for jerking of is nearly universal among guys, and as a guy goes beyond puberty he keeps discovering ever more interesting and enjoyable ways to do this. Of course, most guys who believe they are straight never want to openly admit this to anyone else male or female, because solo sex has this reputation for being both childish and easily discarded as not that pleasant once a guy meets a suitable female for sex. None of that is true, and more than a few women have cried their hearts out when they discover that their guy still occasionally enjoys jacking off alone, even if this is done only in the privacy of the bathroom. Momma never told her about this one! What if the guy enjoys himself on his own “too much”? Is this an early indication that the entire relationship is on the edge of collapsing.

Then too, lots of married guys leave a relationship (divorce). Some of these guys may almost immediately (if not before) enter another relationship involving sex with a different female. But, I’ve known lots of guys who exit relationships with women and go back to just being single. Am I supposed to assume that these guys (who were happy to get out of a relationship with a female they didn’t love or even like much) then go back to a single life in an place where they can jerk off as much as they want without offending or even alerting anyone else? This is a far more reasonable story than to somehow assume that the guys without partners all suddenly decided that life with zero masturbation was more fun than a life (at least beyond your work hours) when you can masturbate pretty much whenever the thought crosses your mind to do so. Why should this approach to life once again be considered somehow childish, and if there is no one else around why would anyone else need to be aware of what the guy is doing to himself? Why even be concerned about what others might think if they only knew what you are doing to and by yourself?

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[sebbie]

Continues from previous section

I’ve often thought that for a variety of reasons there are parts of being gay that are easier to navigate than being straight. For starters, sharing information about solo-sex activities with your gay partner might be broadly seen as not only a very pleasant but even a loving thing to do. But two straight guys would normally be extremely reluctant to openly share information. It would take two straight guys who were very certain of themselves to even think about sharing with each other specific masturbation strategies.

Yet every guy realizes that other guys around him probably learned a slightly different set of masturbation skills, and there is a near universal desire among guys to try and find out as much as possible, lest the other guys perhaps be somehow enjoying themselves more. The specific stuff that gets me going in masturbation might work less well or perhaps even better for you, but unless both of us are gay males, any open discussion on the subject between two guys neither openly gay is considered entirely off limits lest one of the guys starts to think the other guy by describing his own techniques is making a very indirect gay pass.

Still, even a guy who considers himself to be completely straight sometime likes to think up situations whereby hints are dropped just for the fun of it and to see exactly how the other guy responds and if in any way the other guy will take the nonverbal “bait”. Guys are also almost universally interested in learning the specific techniques other guys use for solo sex, but they often dare not have any conversations on the subject, as that would be considered too forthcoming.

Think of a coach who makes the statement to the team“this is going to fit a bit snugger than you are used to wearing”. For many guys, just a simple statement like that is “bait” enough to get an erection underway. The sport doesn’t matter. Could be football, maybe (A strap with a cup) basketball (compression shorts), or swimming (an undersized swim brief). The mere MENTION of having to get into something that fits snugger than a guy is used to is often enough to start a fledgling erection along with a degree of panic.

So, here we begin again. Two young college roommates, Randall and Shawn, both stuck in an undersized double dorm room, with one big bath and shower way down the hall. Both of them have spent the past 6 or 7 years of their lives improving their skills in engaging in surreptitious masturbation and neither is inclined to suddenly stop doing it just because they have entered college in uncomfortable accommodations with little privacy.

“It’s tight in here!” “It’s tight in here!”

To be continued…

[sebbie]

Those of you who have been reading along with me recognize that the story lines have frequently centered on two males attending college, and rooming together in a traditional college dormitory set up to house students two-to-a room with rooms along both sides of long hallways and a large rest room/shower facility placed at one end of the long hallway. Many of these dormitory facilities, built in the 1960s and earlier, are still in use today, but would be difficult if not impossible to remodel to provide more privacy and more modern features without simply tearing them down and starting over. For most colleges, getting half of a double in one of these older-style single-sex dorms still is probably the lowest-cost housing arrangement, as colleges realize that by modern standards, living this way for an entire college year is not that attractive other than for the comparatively low price.

The other twist that has always made this interesting is to simply let the college assign you a roommate whom you have never even met before and you know absolutely nothing about. Colleges used to do this completely at random and with the assumption that every enrollee was somehow magically straight. There was not a sexual-orientation box to check on the dorm-room application form. The application form does not ask “do you prefer a gay or a straight roommate” at least on MOST college campuses. [Maybe I am completely out of date on this. M-F Partner sex and beer technically USED to be completely off-limits in university housing, or at minimum, there were written rules designed to calm nervous parents. Gay sex was never an issue because university housing had no idea if any guy they admitted was gay on not since they never asked the question on the form. And of course, none of us in our college years ever observed any other student in violation of any of these carefully-written housing rules about M-F sex and drinking as they appeared in the university housing manual]

Furthermore, if there were boxes on the application form to check with respect to sexual orientation, the university could face a major dilemma. Should we assume that the college would want to put two guys claiming to be gay in the same cramped room or would they specifically try to somehow avoid doing that? If they are OK with putting two gay guys in the same room, why not a heterosexual couple? An interesting puzzle for the 21st century with social and sexual components.

Still, over the years and despite the obvious 21st century questions , many times what appears to be random pairings of men in dormitories ended up working out well, and oftentimes college roommates who met in such a random process end up being lifelong friends (if not gay couples). The opposite can happen too, where two randomly-assigned roommates end up disliking each other intensely after, say, maybe 3 days of rooming together in such close quarters. Part of this relates to similar objectives and interests academically, but more often because the two roommates differ widely in their out-of-class behaviors. Say one roommate likes to come in stone drunk on Friday nights, or arrange for his girlfriend to sneak into the dorm room on the weekends the male roommate went home. Some of this can end up being pretty offensive if the other roommate is focused on his academic studies and at least for now has no interest or desire to have sex with a girl over the weekend in the guy’s dorm. No two guys, stuck rooming together, are going to look at the situation in exactly the same way.

Here, however, I’m headed in a slightly different direction. I’m assuming that the two college roommates are at least OK rooming together. I’m also assuming that neither guy is gay, or at least not openly so. Both of the roommates tend to be more focused on college academics than on females, however. They both tend to be the quiet serious types, much like what you have been observing all along with Dylan and Josh.

By the time a guy has turned 18, he has probably already developed both a number of specific methods and a schedule of sorts for jerking off that seem to work for him without being too obvious with respect to what he is doing and has been doing since he was 12 or 13. This is all just a very normal part of growing into adulthood for any guy irrespective of sexual orientation. This is a learning experience of sorts because as discoveries are made with respect to finding out exactly what is really enjoyable, each discovery gets firmly planted in the brain perhaps later in life to be accessed as a useful data base of information that can again used in a relationship with a sexual partner.

In short, masturbation is not just a silly, childish thing to do, but a critical part of who you are as a guy. Now that a guy is in college, it is common to not want to get too involved with a female lest the relationship starts to interfere with the degree objectives. So masturbation in one form or another still may play a major part in a guy’s life. The big question, however, is how a guy is going to cope with living in such close quarters with another male without doing the unthinkable, realizing that the roommate you have only known for a few days is going to know more about you than you really want him to know!

Of course, the new roommate has the same “problem” to deal with, or at least something very similar. He has been thinking about the same issues. And keep in mind that the university paired the two roommates pretty well, both being a bit on the “brainy but nerdy” side. Neither are social animals and neither believe that personal charm will necessarily get you farther in life than academic skills.

At this point, I’m going to start messing with the heads of my readers. Let me give the two new roommates names, Randall for the first roommate and Shawn for the second roommate. Also assume that in growing up, Randall developed some specific jerk-off skills related to wearing an masturbating in various kinds of snug-fitting clothing, but that this is all something that will ultimately prove to be completely new and an eye opener for Shawn. Randall, of course, is concerned that Shawn, even inadvertently, see Randall doing some things that could prove embarrassing for Randall and perhaps even strain the situation they both face of rooming together for the school year in the little dorm room.

Still, from Randall’s perspective, what he has learned to do with and to himself has over time proven to be not only quite enjoyable but also a way to relax from the tensions of the day, now even greater as a college rather than as a high school student. And, he realizes that he cannot keep what he does a complete secret from Shawn for the entire school year.

Maybe Shawn will observe some things that he is at first a little uneasy about. Still, going to college involves getting an education on a lot of different aspects of life and part of this involves understanding people both in and outside the classroom. And maybe this will be a learning and broadening experience for Shawn.

So, the situation is as follows. Randall is bringing with him to college a wardrobe of clothing items that he will make use of in various ways throughout the school year. Shawn has a wardrobe he brought with him too, but certainly not any stuff quite like this. Randall is just going to wear and do the stuff he has enjoyed being in and doing all along. He is not going to verbally discuss with Shawn any of this either as to what he is doing or explaining why he is doing what he is doing. That would be going way too far, TMI, at this stage. If Shawn sees some stuff he doesn’t fully understand, fine, but call that “inadvertently”.

But, given the close-quarters living situation, Shawn cannot help but see and perhaps wonder a bit as to what might be going on with his roommate, who otherwise seems quite a normal but serious guy. And that is where the fun begins.

To be continued….

[sebbie]

The wardrobe for a typical college student can be pretty simple and inexpensive as well and these items are basic for Randall. For the warmer days pull-over polo shirts, three or four in different colors, one color being a school color, say red, blue or green, is a staple.

Guys often like to wear something under a polo shirt, either the white cotton “A” shirt or a regular white cotton tee. Figure packs of three of each of these as the starting point.

For colder days, a pullover sweatshirt, or two (or three) mostly in drab colors, like steel gray or charcoal gray, but maybe one in a school color as well. These are cheap and readily available. There are other kinds of more dressy, sweater-like pullovers that could work as well

And then, jeans, of course. Maybe three pair, one in a lighter wash, a medium wash and a dark wash. A solid black pair also works well for dressier occasions paired with a dressier sweater-like pullover.

Shoes (sneakers), two pair, one pair in white, another pair in a dressier black. The white pair is great for fall and spring days, but the black ones are a bit dressier and work well in the winter, especially with those dressier black jeans.

Socks? White or light gray athletic socks work well with the white shoes, but with the black shoes the choice are the black athletic socks.

Compression tees work very well under the polo shirts. Why not a compression tee one of the school colors? To that I would certainly add at least one pair of compression shorts, and maybe a pair of the compression running tights. Plus maybe a looser-fitting pair of athletic-style shorts to be worn over the running tights. A couple pair of sweatpants, and one or two pairs of what I call sleeping pants.

Underwear? Well that is the interesting part. A couple of loose-fitting cotton boxers are a must, of course. But why not more than two pairs? That is because Randall particularly likes tighty whiteys. And not just any tighty whiteys, Randall likes his tighty whiteys, well, tight. A couple different sizes are a must. Randall has about a 30-inch waist and his correct size would be a men’s Small (28-30). That size isn’t exactly loose-fitting on Randall’s bod. So let’s say a six pack of Men’s small. But Randall has discovered something else. He has discovered that he can wear undersized tighty whiteys, as in boy’s sizes. He likes the fit of what is called a boy’s Medium 12-14. These fit quite snug, but they stretch a lot and are easy enough to get on and off. So let’s add a six pack of tighty whiteys boy’s size 12-14. Why he needs these may not be apparent to my readers right now, but they will eventually become part of the story line here.

But, there is still a problem to be confronted every day. The rest room and shower is located way down the hall and it is impractical to head down there to do the three S’s fully clothed. Assuming Randall want to shower at minimum he needs one of those bathrobes made of a towel-like material. But Randall doesn’t just want to be wandering around nude under the bathrobe. He could wear a pair of those loose-fitting cotton boxer shorts, but there is a better idea. Why not a modestly cut swim brief in a non-attention grabbing color, say either black or a nearly black navy blue? There are versions of these made of a Poly-Lycra blend that are more or less halfway between swimwear and underwear. Perfect. Randall can even decide if he wants to shower nude or covered with the swim brief after he gets to the shower.

Two other clothing items that Randall will be bringing along will be a favorite strap he has, an old school strap complete with the 3-inch wide elastic waistband and a great, coarse textured, rubbery pouch. And Randall has a couple men’s underwear thongs, one with one of those nasty elastic cords connecting the pouch to the waistband in the rear.

The jeans Randall is bringing to college are really form fitting, sometimes dubbed super skinny jeans, with considerable stretch built into the denim. One of the reasons for the tighty whiteys underwear is that skinny jeans along with loose-fitting boxers are a poor combination.

Oh, one other item. How about if Randall has a neat wrestling singlet in one of the school colors? These look really great when worn to classes with a black compression tee and a pair of light wash skinny jeans. Indeed, the top that can be seen looks just like a cool A-shirt over the tee. And the A-shirt looks like if fits really neat and smooth at the waistband of the jeans. Let’s just hope that on the days Randall wears this combination he doesn’t have to use the restroom as getting to the body parts could prove to be quite a task. Still, the look with the right pair of stretch skinny jeans is really, really slick and neat


Randall’s wardrobe choices are practical and make a whole lot of sense from Randall’s point of view. Shawn’s wardrobe that he is bringing is not that much different from Randall’s wardrobe. Still, Randall has chosen some items that will allow him to do some things that Shawn hadn’t thought of.

Everything here is going to happen at a leisurely pace. Randall wants to be able to continue to do some things he particularly enjoyed doing before he got into this situation whereby he now has a roommate in the form of another guy he knows almost nothing about. Randall doesn’t plan to have any conversations with Shawn about sex, solo or partner or sexuality. On the other hand, Randall is not too private a person, either. Having another guy just there as Randall does some of these things could prove to be interesting, however, even if Randall is a bit uneasy at this point in time.

This all appears pretty tame, even boring. I wonder where this is headed.

To be continued…

[sebbie]

College dorms constructed years ago were not designed to be luxurious in any way. Basically, you have two beds and mattresses, the bed consisted of a metal frame with a single layer of spring wires topped with a mattress with big coil springs topped with a thin layer of a cottony material. Not comfortable or engineered at all if you are prone to backaches or other difficulties sleeping. A lot of schools also had ROTC programs which meant that the men’s dorms were almost military-like, at least not one big room, but minimal fixtures, a metal desk, chair and a closet with maybe a chest of drawers inside and a mirror on each side of the room with the door to the hallway. If you needed to use the restroom during the night, you had to walk down the long hallway in at least a somewhat presentable condition, lest someone else with the same “problem”.

There were sheets and a blanket supplied by the University for each dorm room, and part of the deal was that the University had washing machines and laundered the bed linen, but only once a week. On the appointed day (each hall was different day in order to spread the load on the washers and the laundry workers) you removed the sheets and simply left them in a pile at the foot of the bed. In return you were left an already laundered pair which you put back on the bed.

The University liked to make the mattresses last more than a year as an economy move, perhaps even several years, and thus they had an aversion to heavily stained mattresses. So here was the basic problem. The students sleeping in the beds were all horny 19-year-olds, and any guy who was once 19 years old knows what he liked to do during the night back then. So, these cheap mattresses needed some protection, maybe a mattress “topper” over the mattress that could be washed along with the sheets, “saving” the valuable mattress from “inadvertently” getting stained and damaged to the point whereby it needed to be replaced.

Back in my day, the solution was even more ingenuous, a mattress cover made of thick waterproof vinyl much like what is used for a baby’s crib. Cheap and effective in minimizing the cum stains on the mattress itself. Never mind that sleeping on a mattress with only sheets to cover this vinyl cover made the mattress even more uncomfortable. When no one was looking I ripped the one on my bed off and hid it.

Still, at that stage in my life I was a horny 19-year old as well, and by the time I was that age I had already developed a range of activities that I really enjoyed doing at night, or even sometimes during the day. One of these was a masturbation technique that I particularly enjoyed, which I probably discovered at, maybe age 14. One of the things guys that age like to do is discover what parts of their penises feel the best when touched and stroked, and it wasn’t long before I had found out that the two really hot spots were the glans area near the tip of the underside along with seemingly all the nerve endings all along the penis underside.

And there was a tricky way I could stimulate this entire area, first starting by getting myself somewhat but not totally hard (I could do that just thinking about what was to come so to speak, without even touching myself). Then, roll over on my back making certain that my penis was pointed upward so that the underside came in contact with the sheet. I could easily use my own body weight in that position to help me get harder, and of course any slight body movement against the sheet would feel really neat as both the underside and the glans area were getting it. This is a “classic male masturbation method.

Ejaculation was only moments away. One of the problems with this method at that age is that maybe it worked almost too well, and I ended up cumming almost too fast. Still, I had some truly powerful and memorable orgasms doing this to myself.

But, there was a significant problem. Cumming this way left huge starchy slightly yellow stains of the sheets, so bad that they were difficult to remove in ordinary laundering. An additional problem is that if a guy did this early in the night, he was stuck trying to sleep with this big wet sticky cum stain. But, if a guy waited too long then he was stuck with a bunch of sticky cum that would be even more visible unless a guy made a careful effort to keep the sheets covered. And, a guy who liked to employ this method regularly, perhaps several times a week, was making life difficult for the sheet laundry personnel.

Then there was the issue of having a roommate in the room while you are enjoying yourself this way. And I confess, this works so well that at times you would want to just scream with pleasure and make other noises loud enough to awaken a dozing roommate in the bed only a few feet away from you. Quite a dilemma.

In what is to follow, I am going to outline some methods that Randall can use in part in an effort to resolve some of the issues that haunted me at that age in part by ingeniously employing some of the clothing items Randall brought along in his wardrobe. Shawn is not nearly as knowledgeable about all this stuff as Randall appears to be. But the approach Randall is going to do is to employ some of the clothing items for his own pleasure without saying anything and see first of all if Shawn is able to pick up on why Randall is doing what he is doing and then, if it goes that far, whether Shawn will want to try some of the same things. So, stick with me and we will see what happens for both of them.

To be continued…
 

[sebbie]

So, here is the puzzle. Randall realizes that he is going to be spending a college year of his life in rather close quarters. He has only met his roommate for the year, Shawn, and he certainly doesn’t know what he will learn over the coming year on a host of different issues. The two of them seem well matched, both academically inclined and both maybe a little on the nerdy side. Everyone knows that there are a lot of college guys who seem to be primarily using their personal charm with others, both male and female, as a means of avoiding doing serious academics. If you have a lot of personal charm, there is no reason to do that well academically, because your personal charm will always pull you through in a situation where having better academic skills might have worked.

But both Shawn and Randall seem quite serious about why they are there and what they plan to do in college. Generally double rooms often do not work very well if one of the guys is a serious academic and the other believes that personal charm is all that matters in a host of different ways. Interestingly enough, it is usually the serious guys who seem to get the most enjoyment out of masturbating frequently. The guys who run on personal charm make everything sexual about having a relationship with another person. But is one of these two approaches somehow superior to the other? That question is not easily answered.

Then there is the subject of tighty whiteys, a type of underwear that has been attacked on a number of fronts over the years. At some point, young teens purportedly moved away from wearing tighty whiteys and everyone purportedly moved to loose-fitting boxers. But that was the same point in time where really oversized and loose-fitting jeans were all the rage.

Then I guess as jeans started to get skinnier, the idea of stuffing a loose fitting boxer into a narrow-cut jean became more and more difficult. The first move was back to what are called boxer briefs, snugger fitting than boxer shorts and made of the same material as tighty whitey. But soon the thighs of the skinny jeans have gotten so form fitting that stuffing even a boxer brief in them became increasingly difficult, and somehow we are back around to a tighty whitey as a good choice to pair with some skinny jeans. They are cheap and readily available in a variety of sizes.

To, a lot of guys have glued in their heads very early experiences they had masturbating. For a lot of guys, maybe most of them, there was probably a most interesting experience ejaculating into a pair of tighty whiteys. If a guy has only a few options, you go with what is readily available! The exact circumstances under which this happens varies a lot from one guy to another, of course.

Two points: First, tighty whiteys can be a useful masturbation aid, and second, a pair of tighty whiteys can be useful in solving a nagging “problem” Randall faces living in the dorm room.

Ejaculating is a lot of fun. But if done under the covers in the dark of night, a powerful orgasm can also create a very messy situation not to mention having to deal with the stained sheets for the laundry people to deal with.

When I was much younger than I am now, I used to masturbate to ejaculation under the covers at night. This in turn would create horrendous looking wet spots, which if I were lucky enough to have sufficient time to dry, the ejaculate always left randomly-shaped starchy stains on my pajama bottoms. And I always assumed that if I was wandering around others would immediately notice the wet spots on my pajamas or the starchy stains, and immediately realize what I had been doing by, with and to myself.

I presume nowadays pajamas are out and most guys wear loose fitting boxers for sleeping in warmer weather transitioning to a sleep pants as the weather turns colder. A basic problem facing both Randall and Shawn is the problem that has haunted them since just past puberty. The problem is how do you pull off masturbating to ejaculation in the dark under the covers without tipping off to your roommate as to what you have been doing to and with yourself. If you get up in the morning wearing cum-stained boxers or sleep pants you are going to face much the same issues I faced as a young lad, plus the additional problem of cum-stained sheets that might not get swapped out for a week!

That is where the pairs of tighty whitey come in. Conveniently, the cotton in the tighty whitey should be quite absorbent, and cum, being quite viscous, the tighty whitey should catch most of it. Shawn is going to see Randall putting on boxer shorts OVER a pair of tighty whiteys before going to bed, and he may wonder a bit about this. Now if Randall practices a bit, he can probably learn how to remove the boxer shorts after he ejaculates while still under the covers and in the dark, tossing the cum-stained tighty whiteys into a convenient location next to the bed. Randall awakens wearing only the boxer shorts he was wearing when he went to bed, and the cum-stained tighty whiteys are quickly tossed into Randall’s pillowcase laundry bag.

Then too, I have been discussing the possibility of having ready access to tighty whiteys available in a number of sizes, from a guy’s “normal” waist size to seriously undersized versions from the boy’s department. This has a way of playing with a guy the same way undersizing a swim brief can. The waist bands and the cloth stretches a lot, and the only recommendation is not to undersize to the point where the stretched waist band is not sufficiently large to be able to get in at all. But other than that, an undersized tighty whitey will fit much like a skimpier brief in your correct size would fit. Of course, as you undersize, the pouch will keep getting smaller and tighter. The solution here is the same as for an undersized swim brief, that is, the solution is to point yourself up not down, and with the snug fit that will be much easier to do with the undersized brief. The cotton will be coarser textured than the Lycra-blend swim brief, but many guys might actually like that.

What you are doing is setting yourself up for some great fun in the darkness under the covers, and right there a few feet away from your roommate. And this is accomplished without creating an impossible mess to attempt to deal with the next morning. I can’t assure you that the boxer shorts or sleeping pants will be completely free of damp spots or stains, or that the sheets will be completely stain free, but this should go a long way toward minimizing the problem.

For now, Shawn the roommate is none the wiser. But what if Shawn should ask you why you wear tighty whiteys under your boxer shots or sleep pants? You could just toss the question off and say “I’ve always done that!” Will Shawn eventually catch on to the scheme and want to try it himself?

Good Question!

To be continued…