Speedo Shopping

[misteranonymous]

I live in the Northeast, and this problem of "Speedos are gay" is just the tip of the iceberg. In my area, it is more normal to be obese than it is to be healthy. These men pretend to revel in their shared obesity. Going to the gym, worrying about your physique, or being healthy are considered the antithesis of masculinity.

However, it is easy to see through their shared delusions. Because the media they enjoy, the movies and sports they watch, are full of fit, healthy men in skin tight Lycra, often as superheroes. They wish they could feel comfortable in revealing garments, they just know they would look ridiculous, so they try to malign the whole Endeavor as gay.