Mrs Grundy

[Byron]

As all is attributable now I have had to activate my secret communications channel with her because a question as to her whereabouts has been raised.

She wishes to issue a statement to say that even though you naughty boys
have tried to hide yourselves under a new name to make yourselves seem more respectable she is very aware of all that is going on and we should not think
that anything posted over the past six months has avoided her continuing close scrutiny for inappropriate amoral content.

She has taken many notes (particularly as regards some outstandingly shocking physical behaviour reported as an illegal incident aboard a ship in the waters of a foreign nation) but is struggling with her conscience at the moment in having to register with something now called a swimsuit board for men.
For one thing, she has yet to see the official Rule Book which she suspects will not be strict enough and might still allow contributions to this website by persons under 36 years of age.