What was the skimpiest little suit you ever wore in public

[Schoolspeedo]

I have a yellow string side bikini about 1/4 inch sides with 3/4 back and front seam pouch. Wore it 2005 on holiday in lanzarote. We rented a small house and the agent for the owner caught me in it when she came to check everything was ok. She got an eyeful but enjoyed it! My wife was a bit miffed though! Wore the same bikini on quiet beach in mainland Spain also and Minorca. One lady couldn't stop staring as I came out of the sea and it was clinging to me showing a nice beefy outline of my bulge!!