Salutations!

[7_of_Fine]

30, gay and from that state up in the Northwest somewhere, USA. I've had the bulge-watcher's curse since early youth, when at the YMCA, I would perhaps stare a bit too long at all manner of crotches in creation in the locker room. I couldn't explain it at the time. Just wow.

Mix in Super hero/villain costumes (why, hello, Venom!), watching pro-wrestling and the advent of online pornography coming at a very important age in a person's life, and you get one major spandex and latex fixation (read: fetish).

I encourage every man to own at least 2 pairs, if not for aesthetics, but practicality reasons (I don't need to list 'em; we all know). My bf has let me know that this is a thinly veiled attempt to get all pervy, but I'm still right...

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