Has anyone ever commented on your swimwear?

[louis]

Not speedos but close, very early in the morning at the saw grass mills shopping mall at Fort Lauderdale FL. It was to early for the stores to be open yet so I decided to enjoy a coffee meanwhile the boutiques open, I was wearing very short shorts and two men started to whissle at me in a manner meaning oh your so sexy (TEASING) AnywaY IN A HARSH TONE VOICE I ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED TO TAKE MY PICTURE, THEY JUST TURNED AROUND AND THE CASE WAS CLOSED
At the beach at Old Orchard Beach in Maine a friend and I were walking around in short short tennis shorts (not vintage at the time) peaple where looking at us as if we had just landed from Mars. Perhaps O O B IN IN WHAT IS CALLED THE BIBLE BELT WHERE WEARING SKIMPY APPAREL IS A SIGN OF NON BORN AGAIN UNSAVED PEOPLE (PRAISE THE LORD) We felt very incomfortable indeed.
BTW to make things worst Mrs. Grundy was attending a anti apeedo crusade in the area.
For those that dont know Mrs Grundy is a well known caracter talked about on the old speedo fantasy board messages link that became this one. known to hate speedos.