Slate Article: Why Are Guys Afraid to Wear Speedos?

[Byron]

...all board short wearers suffer a massive inferiority complex ?

(interesting observation - have to agree about the goods on the table - the car keys should preferably have attached a fob of a prestigious marque of course).

Btw how did the canny Scots learn about the sporran ? - there is both a container for the valuables and a frontal protection of the valuable junk in one.