Why do you wear Speedos?

[Fairfax]

I like wearing briefs because I find it liberating to get your bulky cloths off and relax almost naked. Most western women know and love the feeling I'm talking about but men seem unable to let themselves enjoy it. I did experiment with nude beaches when I was about twenty but found I preferred the feeling of a snug brief and I liked the way you could wear them in public.
In my perfect world most men would prefer skin tight swimwear just like it is for women.