What did you do in your speedo today?!

[I'll be brief]

I went for a walk wearing a tiny red thong. I woke up around 2:30 am, the moon was nearly full and shining the temperature was right and there was no smell of smoke from the forest fires. So naturally I thought it is a good time for a walk. I pulled on the thong I had been wearing while puttering around the house for much of the day, and a pair of shoes and out the door I went. I walked through my neighborhood for about a mile. When I returned home I thought... that feels good.