They never keep them on

[Byron]

Re. drawstrings too tight, knickers in a twist perhaps?

After a failure of communication by sarcasm it now seems that satire
is also not succeeding (and flippancy is the label for "who cares?")

I shall therefore try pedantry in reply and point out that Louis was indicating a preference for himself in the choreography of sex vids. If the participants have fun for themselves he would no doubt not wish to deny them their enjoyment - but that was not the concern as expressed in his post.