What was the skimpiest little suit you ever wore in public

[Bede735]

I took a black G-string to Phuket, Thailand, back in the 1990s. I was staying in a very quiet hotel there, and one day I wore it in the hotel pool. I was the only one at the pool at the time, so I don't know if that counts as wearing it in public.

Of course I'll never know what would have happened if someone had come to the pool. I like to think I wouldn't have been too bothered.