Good or bad surprise?

[Torchwatch]

Good to have you back on the board.
You have a great body, looking young, fit and healthy, but perhaps the general public are not ready to see you like that running the streets.
On a quiet beach where few people and even fewer women and children will see you they may be suitable but I'd prefer to wear something briefer maybe speedos or a bikini (possible even something sheer and light coloured).
If you have a woodland trail where few people go it might be fun to wear them there. Try not to cause offence to the extent that someone calls the police, though there is a quiet footpath beside and over the M1 motorway in England where a naked runner is often seen and reported but has not yet been captured.
What are those shorts, are they intended as underwear?