Hotel
I had to stay in a hotel for work. I was relaxing in the sauna wearing a speedo when a mom and daughter walked in. It was obvious they were talking about me when they sat down. After a while, the mom said, "I like your swimsuit."
"Mom!" said the daughter.
"What? I'm just giving him a complement."
"Your embarrassing me," said the daughter.
"Everything I do embarrasses you," said the mom.
"It's alright," I said. "Thanks for the complement."
"More men used to wear those when I was growing up," said the mom. "I think they're cute."
"And comfortable," I added.
"My husband is a shorts man," she said.
"You should get him a speedo as a gift," I suggested. "Sometimes men are just uncomfortable getting one for themselves."
She laughed. "That'd make a great stocking stuffer."
We chatted about what we were doing in town. Eventually, they had to leave. I wrote down my email for the mom before she left and asked her to tell me how it went. I got a message from her a couple of days after Christmas.
"He waited until the kids left, but wore it for me in the hot tub. Thanks for the advice."
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