Revised response:
In the light of your extensive solo maritime
adventures the PX could well increase
the interest of future spectators and so I will say give it a try.
I do have a reservation however as the model shows a considerable overhang and the thought of what might happen to the goods in energetic rowing on the edge of a sliding seat does rather make the eyes water.
I had indeed forgotten male grooming (having always suffered some nervousness myself in wielding a sharp razor in a delicate area) and
you have beaten me on "hunched up underwear".
I do however know of lats at the shoulder blades and longs in the crotch.
I haven't had a chuckle for the Pakistan joke so here is the explanation:
The IATA Codes are listed alphabetically and under L you will see
LGW
*
LHR
*this is LHE (Lahore)
Good hunting.........!