Dispute at the Waterpark
A man visits a waterpark with his wife and ten-year old daughter.
The attendant says to the man, 'sorry sir, but we don't allow Speedos in here.'
'My daughter's wearing a bikini, is that all right?'
'Of course.'
'And my wife... turn around dear... is wearing a thong. What about that?'
'That's fine, too.'
'So what's wrong with my swimwear?'
'Sir, one can see a bulge in your Speedos. We can't allow that in a family-friendly venue.'
One month later, and the family revisit the waterpark.
'Sir, I thought I told you last time, you can't wear Speedos in here,' says the attendant with disdain.
'Well look carefully, because there's no bulge.'
'Well I never...'
'Yes, because I'm currently undergoing a sex change operation. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em", eh? Now please let me in.'
'Sorry dear. This is a family-friendly venue. No topless women allowed!'
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