I don't understand why so many straight guy like you describe, are never going to wear a Speedo, but some of the same have no problem with total nudity (like burning man & others, or even going shirtless Dow the street with board shorts so tight their bulge is clear, or eles wear them as close to so loose, it looks like their whole but will show. You know they spend as much time as a gay guy on just their hair before going out,. They obviously tie and loosen and do a full mirror routine to get the "look they may slide off" but they know they spent a ton of time to get it just right, but to them, they know it is completely secure.
Or a public gym locker room. Walking around naked, while giving anyone walking by in a Speedo a "you creep, how can you walk around in a Speedo in front of people (while they dropped their shorts a while back and was posing full naked pretending they are looking for something in their locker, 5-10 minutes before they begin a slow naked hanging out dick to the shower.
I get some embarrassment by some, but this is becoming a national hard wired absolute certainty that Speedos aren't just "not for them," but more like an obscene thing for any guy to wear a Speedo. (I also don't under stand why Straight guys like relatively flabby soft skin, with big loses bread as the most hot thing to have sex with. Why, when they could have a guy with a tight, straight body line, can be rough & fun more than women, many of whom I am sure at least once accidentally gave a guy a black eye from some big breast flapping around like a dangerous weapon if they are having sex in a bed, rolling around, changing positions. Does any actually a hot guy hasn't picked the woman of his choice from a bar for a good one nighter and in all that joint naked a activity ... They never had a unsecured breast from doggy to missionary to Riding both ways ... A boob never (subject to the same laws of gravity, are possible so out of control, they don't constant swing at basically keep Tit-Slapping straight guys all the time, I could be declared a dangerous object ... Like a Pit Bull off leash. They aren't really mean dogs at all, but off leash, they could get triggered by an unexpected "anything" and lung to attack/ protect
But if you are a straight guy who works out for body that women might like, but don't really care.
And wouldn't you rather have sex with another gymbody being dick-slapped constanly vs big heavy out of control chest growths making a "gym body" impossible to get vs say 100 dick-slapped? Only one leaving sex covevered with bumps and bruises are Straight (anti-speedo fanatics) choosing a woman with no a sexual body or body part that can get you hard just looking.
It just is totally illogical on every level - especially the demonizing of Speedos. If women hate the bulge of a guy dressed in a Speedo, honesty how likely are you ever get a single good blow job before the girlfriend quickly gets so turned off by her man's dick, she refused even a bad blow job in the morning in their very limited options for having sex.
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