A while back I was sitting by a hotel pool when a guy in speedos walked by with his penis pointing up. There were a couple mothers and young daughters next to me. The young girl spotted the front of his speedo and her mom: "That man is pointing up, does have an erection?" After checking the guys bulge " Honey, keep your voice down, and I don't know from here" the other women added "If it is an erection I sure feel sorry for his partner - its awful small"
They then spotted me listening and became very embarrassed. They had just had "the talk" with their daughters. She followed it with "Well, when you see that you have to wonder" By then they were checking out my bulge (I point down-partially for that reason and, (to me) it is natural, that's were its pointing when I pull up me suit.
So some of those smiles are observers wondering if you have an incredibly pathetic erection or you are soft. Kind of makes you think about the people you spot checking you out.
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