The best way to use a water slide is to wear speedos, tuck the back into a thong just before you launch and slide down on your ass. Bare skin runs faster on wet plastic than fabrics. Once in the pool at the base of the slide pull your speedos into their usual position and unless someone was right behind you at the top of the slide then no one need know.
It happens like this in outdoor pool water slides all over France, when the British see the French doing it at first they are shocked, then they join in, what would you sacrifice to go faster?
Of course most public and campsite pools ban board shorts allowing only speedos and square cuts.
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