If Mrs Grundy has this issue with snug-fitting Speedos, I wonder if she has an aversion to other snug fitting garments such as Jock straps and super skinny jeans. Also, has she weighed in on Mitt Romney's "magic" underwear and whether she is ok with that?
I am wondering if Mr. Grundy objects to the garment itself, or has difficulty getting her head around the notion that the garment inadvertently might cause the penis it encloses to enlarge. The thought of the latter happening, even accidentally and without willful thought, may be too much for her to deal with.
Sebbie
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