If you were to become a naturist you could go to a bar in a club and order your rum punch while naked and sitting on a towel.
The naturist beach at Studland Bay, Dorset, England has a National Trust ice cream trailer towed by a tractor serving ice creams and cold drinks on the beach. I think they may do a rum punch flavour ice lolly (there are recipes online), you could queue up for one among the naked families in your bowie blade bikini and no one would object.
David Bowie grew up in Bexleyheath on the Kent/London border just 120 miles away, while Mick Jagger lived just along the road to him at Dartford, Kent. I have seen photos of a young Mick Jagger in speedos.
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