There appears to be an attitude amongst women to get the best looking and fittest man available and then keep him by fattening him up and making him appear unattractive to other women. A husband who swims in speedos is going to attract unmarried women, if the wife can't stop him from swimming she can at least force him to wear hideous baggy shorts with a cheap floral print design and offer him an extra slice of pie when he gets home.
Worse still a husband who is no longer getting it at home may become bi curious and earn the attention of other men. Such a husband will be forced to stay in at home, abstain from all sport and fitness activity and to wear only the most boring practical underwear.
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