Rediscover an ancient religion that makes swimming in thongs and G strings part of a weekly ritual observance. Perhaps the return of Sulis Minerva.
Maybe at first you'll have to hire pools for your exclusive use or build your own temple swimming baths.
Preach that the wearing of thongs and G strings for worship is compulsory but allow speedos and bikinis at other times. Teach that the use of anything more than the minimum for modesty when swimming and sunbathing is abomination in the eyes of the Goddess.
Say the Goddess created the human form and to force men or women to cover up in the name of modesty is disrespectful of Her.
For the Goddess modesty is an acceptance of our bodies as they are in in thongs or G strings in Her presence.
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