I have a plan to lose weight over the next year. My wife of 20 years is going on a diet as well. I told her, when we have lost our weight, we will go to Vegas and go hang out around the pool in some new swimwear to go along with our new bodies (because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?). This will hopefully serve as motivation for us to each lose weight and not 'cheat' on our diets so much.
In an unrelated matter, but still talking about our 'new bodies'... I told my wife how I will get laser hair removal on my back (she HATES back hair) and that I will also get a nice tan. I asked her which kind of a tanline she would like me to acquire with my new body. I gave her the choice of:
- Jammer
- Squarecut
- Brief
- Cheeky brief
- Tanga
- Thong
(I guess I should have also offered 'none' as an option)
But much to my surprise, she chose.... thong.
Not eek that I wouldn't do it, but just that I was not expecting that kind of a choice from her. I guess after all these years she can still surprise me sometimes.