I was just thinking about these and decided to look them up again. I'm sure many of you have heard of Chubbies, the American clothing brand making short[er] shorts popular again amongst predominantly preppy college guys. While they are a shorts company, they also decided that making the Grand Finales, a set of tear-away American flag swim shorts and a matching swim brief with a giant bald eagle on the bum, would be a fantastic idea. The website says "Coming Soon," but I'm pretty sure they were available last year and then sold out. I almost considered buying them, actually!
Check out one of the most American things to have ever been sold:
https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/produ...ks&position=27
The product descriptions on the site are kinda funny too!
This is the perfect way to make your inner American bro feel fulfilled at the pool. I know a number of guys at my school that wear Chubbies. They are the official uniform for the stereotypical my-dad's-a-lawyer type but have caught on with other guys nonetheless.
Anyway, I just thought I'd put this on your radar.
