Here he is not doing the lycra cause much good either, by the look of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=_m9tIBfZAU0
(He was on St Kilda beach wearing theatrical speedos - I think the Aussies have enough sense of humor to know a LMFAO piss-take when they see it - there are parodies all over the place after all and they know where to go if they want to see real speedomen in surf action).