Bill Nighie Advice
 

What length of shorts?

“I’ll tell you the length of shorts: the shorts that go right down and arrive on your shoe. Those are the only shorts you should wear. Is a vest ever permissible? No! T-shirts are barely permissible. A vest in public? Why would you do that? Have you been to the gym? Also, if you’re in the gym, keep your shirt on. Take it off and you immediately go into lemon land.”