I have a problem
 

Whenever I go outside in my tight little black speedo, it starts to rain. Can you help me? :)

Swim in the rain or try other colours.

You are lucky, my tight little black speedo shrank in the rain.

I didn't know wearing a black speedo can cause weather modification.

Just come out to California, put on your speedo and the rain will put out all the fires (and also end the drought). :D