Mrs G.
 

LOL - unlikely to see her in a bikini at her age (Louis had a pic. ) but I guess you never know.
Her various moral outrages were often expressed in the past in response to posts she saw on the old speedofantasy board but we haven't heard from her since September 2011 so she may have retired from her surveillance operations (or passed on Fred?)

Re.grannie panties
 

Not some really awful boardies being worn here but who wouldn't want to do some snorkelling alongside this fine looking guy in a tight little speedo instead?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fae39e39...q0h2o1_500.jpg

PS on post#11
 

:D Did Louis ever get a pic on Mrs Malaprop as well ?