Whenever I hear someone talk about what (and what not) to wear at Hedonism II, I have to tell the story about the young, apparently newlywed man who was staying at Sandals next door but was hanging around in a kayak off the nude beach at Hedonism. The somewhat militant nudists at Hedo eventually tired of the man's gawking and several of the men waded out to the kayak and took the guy's shorts. They waded back to shore with his shorts, telling him he would have to come to the beach to retrieve them. He did and wound up spending a bit of time and sharing a drink naked on the beach. Somehow I doubt he told his new wife.